You just want to watch the world burn
Someone set fire to a pallet of Units outside Station #12. Not stolen. Not spent. Burned. There's no angle here. Somebody just wanted to.
Station #12 loading dockUsually when Units go missing, somebody else ends up with them. That's how this works. That's how every scandal in this paper works.
Not this time. Witnesses say a single person walked up to the Station #12 loading dock on Tuesday night, set a pallet of cash on fire, watched it for a while, and left. On foot. Slowly.
I asked him what he wanted. He said 'nothing.' Then he asked if I had marshmallows.
Station #12 says the loss won't affect its operations. Station #12 also canceled its holiday party the next morning.
Police have no suspects. Everyone else has nine.
