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Launchpad inspection finds a wrench in the only important pipe

Ground Control's brand new launch pad is closed one week after the ribbon cutting. There was a wrench in the pipe. There is only one pipe that matters.

Ground Control headquarters, where they build everything cheaper.
Ground Control headquarters, where they build everything cheaper.

Ground Control cut the ribbon on its new launch pad last Friday. They had a band. They had little sandwiches. On Monday an inspector found a 14-inch adjustable wrench lodged in the main fuel line.

The rocket sitting on top of that fuel line is now "under review," which is what agencies say when a rocket is never coming back.

Every building costs us less. Sometimes that includes the inspection.

Ground Control facilities manager, who asked us not to print that
Ground Control @GroundCtrlHQ

Come to the ribbon cutting of our new launch pad. Next Friday!

7:15 AM Oct 2, 2026 148K Views

Kuiper @KuiperAgency Oct 2

@GroundCtrlHQ 👀 love this. Great work.

Ground Control @GroundCtrlHQ Oct 2

@KuiperAgency Thanks! Unfortunately you can't use the pad

As it turns out, nobody can use the pad. Kuiper says it had nothing to do with the wrench. Kuiper also says it "loves to see it."

  • Ground Control
  • Kuiper

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