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Get this guy and his embarrassing posts off of the internet

Kuiper's newest astronaut has a lot to say online. Kuiper would like him to stop saying it.

Saturn. He has posted about Saturn 112 times this month.
Saturn. He has posted about Saturn 112 times this month.

His name is Brayden. He passed training in August. He has posted 900 times since then. Here are some.

Brayden 🚀 (Kuiper) @braydenToTheStars

just found out space is cold??? nobody told me this in training. anyway who wants to buy my old flight suit 50 units OBO

11:02 PM Oct 10, 2026 4.4M Views

Kuiper @KuiperAgency 10h

@braydenToTheStars please call us

Kuiper has put Brayden back through training "for his own safety." Kuiper also changed his password.

He's a great pilot. He's a terrible poster. We only need one of those things.

Kuiper head of crew

Brayden has since started a new account. It already has 400,000 followers.

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