Executive order just announced! Astronaut age limits now in effect
Nobody over 70 goes to space anymore. Prosperity's top astronaut is 71. He found out from us.

Prosperity Training CenterThe order was signed at 9am. By 9:15 every agency was checking birthdays.
Prosperity's lead astronaut, Commander Royce Albright, turned 71 in March. He has flown 14 missions. He has a boat named after each one.
I'm in the best shape of my life. I can do one push-up. Most people can't do any.
Prosperity says Albright will "transition to an advisory role," which means a nicer office and no rockets.
He says he will be on his boats. He has 14 to get through.
